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Code
Voice note → 112 dev-ready prompts.
Describe an idea in plain English. Octodus turns it into structured prompts your team can paste into any code tool.
Capabilities
One coworker.
Every kind of work.
Whatever you mention in chat — voice notes, photos, panicked midnight pings — Octodus picks it up. The list below is the most-used capabilities today. New ones ship weekly, posted to the public changelog.
Capabilities
One coworker.
Every kind of work.
Whatever you mention in chat, Octodus picks up. These are the most-used capabilities — the list grows weekly as the team ships new ones.
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Planning
Pre-call briefings, on time.
Drop a doc, mention a meeting. Octodus schedules the prep, writes the brief, reminds the team — without a project manager.
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Research
Patient DNS co-pilot.
Diagnoses your exact setup, walks step by step, catches when things don’t work, and stays with you until it does.
04
Sales
Hot lead in chat → demo script in an hour.
Recognises lead importance from context, files a task, writes the 2.5 min demo script, reminds you to follow up.
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Automation
Fixed its own bug. While you slept.
Detects stuck sessions, writes the cleanup script, runs it, sets TTLs, posts the before/after — without a human in the loop.
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Design
16 revisions. One evening. PDF ready.
Drop a brief. Get back a 3 × 2 m pageant banner with iteration after iteration, print-ready by midnight.
The receipts
You've tried the AI tools.
The work is still there.
Most AI is a parlor trick: clever answers, no shipped work. Octodus is the opposite. It is the thing that actually does the thing.
ChatGPT
A.I.You ask. It answers.
But it doesn’t live in your chat. Doesn’t remember your team’s rules. Doesn’t ship work without you copy-pasting it.
does some of it
Slack AI
A.I. in SlackSummarises threads.
But only inside Slack — if your team isn’t there yet, neither is the AI. And summarising is not shipping.
does some of it
Notion AI
A.I. in docsWrites in your docs.
But only inside Notion. And only if someone opens Notion. Your team is in Telegram.
does some of it
Zapier
No A.I.If this, then that.
But every “if” needs a human to wire. “Context” isn’t a trigger.
does some of it
A junior hire
HumanActually does work.
But costs 50× more, sleeps, asks the same question twice, and quits.
does some of it
octodus
A.I. + actionLives in your chat. Ships actual work.
Reads context. Decides. Acts. Posts receipts — inside the chat your team already lives in. Not yet another tool to wire up.
does the whole job
Built for
Whatever the role,
same teammate.
Ship a product on the weekend. Launch on Monday.
You are the founder, designer, dev, marketer. Octodus is the team you can’t afford yet.
Try in your chat01
Voice note → 112 dev-ready promptsLike Michael, who shipped 6 Gumroad plugins
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Photo → published blog post + Telegram captionCover image auto-generated
03
One subscription. No team to manage.Current EUR plans are shown in the dashboard.
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Works while you sleep.Wakes up: "ran the cleanup at 3:14 AM."
The stack
Built on serious infrastructure.
So octodus actually ships work.
The brain
Claude does the thinking.
Every action — drafting, planning, fixing, coordinating — runs through Claude (Anthropic), tuned for the way your team actually talks in chat.
OAuth-only integrations·Your data stays in your project
Surface
Telegram
today · Slack · Discord · WhatsApp soon
Compute
low-latency, dedicated workers
Crypto rails
for on-chain tasks & agents
Trial
Current EUR plans are shown in the dashboard.credits · no card
enough for 5–10 workflows
3-minute setup
How to start using octodus.
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Add @octodus_bot to your group chat.
Telegram first. Slack, WhatsApp & Discord arriving this year.
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Mention it like a teammate.
Send a message, voice note, photo, or document. No prompt engineering, no dashboards.
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Watch it do the work.
It writes, designs, codes, coordinates and even fixes its own bugs — inside the chat the team already uses.
No code · No prompts · No dashboards Add to Telegram now
Add octodus to your chat
Try one capability.
Get hooked on the rest.
Add the bot to a chat, send a voice note, and see which of these capabilities Octodus reaches for first.
EN · DE · FR·Telegram today · Slack & Discord soon